Sunday, January 3, 2010

Shalom, New Year 2010.

Another decade has passed. This is two that I have gone through now. Bang, good job, Annie. The first one was quite a scare with the Y2K threat and not thinking that I would see the light of day again. But alas, we did, and then some. Thank you world for allowing us to freak out for no freaking reason. I know that this was the last time, but saying that it makes me think of all the other stupid things that we freak out about....

-Swine Flu...one of the most deadly epemics...oh wait...not true. A lot of people died, but about as many as the regular flu...yes, sucked more than the regular flu (I would know), but still completely overrated..
-Car Accidents...example: there is a large possibility of a car accident between Wengatz and Olson, so we MUST put a stop sign there...oh wait, there has NEVER been an accident there...my bad
-Everything will give you cancer...wait...
-Gluten free!..where did this come from? And why is it so big now?
-WEST NILE....chill the eff out.
-LIVING....you can't be toooooo careful!

Dear America,
You have try to start to live in a bubble.
Most of the things you worry about, you have brought upon yourself.
Stop worrying, start living.
Love,
The Sanity of the rest of us

As we start into this new year, we will be welcomed with only more stupidity I am sure. More stupid reality shows, more stupid weight loss plans, more stupid ways to spend money and not need to, more stupid ideas that no one wants to really claim, and just plain stupidity. Here's to you 2010, show us what you've got.

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