Brother is Back

I got the pleasure to hang out with my brother last night. First time in a while and let me tell you what...it was well worth it...

We watched 2 hours of the National Geographic channel. All about drug busts. How fun.
Then we watched the History Channel followed by Family Guy. EXCITING.

First great quote from my brother,

"I want to be adopted. No one will adopt me though. No one wants to adopt a 29 year old, they all want younger ones...what BS!"

Second annoying interaction with the brother...

I am in the extra room talking on the phone and my dad walks in the front door.
Bryan walks back to his room and says, "Dad, here's Annie..." I am motioning to Bryan to tell Dad not to come in because I am trying to have a conversation and Bryan yells, "Dad, Annie wants you to come here. She is in Annie's room." My dad walks in and I ask him what he wants and he responds, "Your brother said you needed to talk to me." Thanks, Bryan. Toolshed.


Third...

DairyQueen commercial comes on with this disgustingly to the extreme chocolate blizzard on the screen.

"Anna, I want one."
"Well, let's go to DQ then."
"No, you go get me one and bring it back."
"It will melt by the time I get it here."
"Isn't there a DQ in Hartford City?"
"Bryan, there hasn't been a DQ in Hartford since I was 10."
"Oh. I want one."
"I can get you Ivanhoe's."
"No, I want that!"
"Sorry, dude."

10 minutes pass...

"Anna, mom wants you to go get her Ivanhoe's."
"I never said that, Anna."
"Bryan didn't you just say that you didn't want Ivanhoe's."
"I DON'T! MOM WANTS YOU TO GET HER A REGULAR CHOCOHOLIC ANONYMOUS!"
"Ohhhh...okay...Mom, what do you want from Ivanhoe's."

Typical Nelson Night.