This is a story of a girl,
Who loves every boy in the world.
And while she flirts with all of them at once,
They absolutely love her,
Sarah Keur.
How many times in a week,
Can she get a new boy with the words that she speaks?
And her love may be so sincere,
But having one boy is her biggest fear.
As long as she stands there waiting,
She has a crowd for dating.
How many days go by,
That she walks in her room and no flowers from a guy?
This is a story of a girl,
Who loves every boy in the world.
And while she flirts with all of them at once,
They absolutely love her,
Sarah Keur.

That's my tribute for the night to Sarah Keur. Along with that, how is it that people like Sarah Keur and Maggie Burns can get so many freaking boys to just flock around them just by existing while the rest of us have to bait them in? Seriously, they have to pay guys to get away from them and we have to pay guys to hang out with us (us being the rest of the females on Taylor's campus). C'mon guys, share the wealth.

Now that I have been through that, let me tell you something. The Jumping Bean...not my favorite. In fact, I do not like it at all really. I know that is a bold statement to make, seeing how I have not had all the drinks, but seriously...I have never had anything there that has made me like, "BAM!"Nothing. I mean, don't get me wrong, the Baristas are fantastic at what they do...it's the drink mixes that suck. I mean, powder, really? C'mon. We can do better than this. I'm just saying. Next on the list, Kelly Werner and Ryan Maloney...future married couple of America. Yes Kel, I said it. You and Ryan will get married. I mean, you don't just go to the ceramic lab at 12 in the morning for anyone. You might be throwing something, but I don't think that it's pots...err, I mean. Thirdly, What in the heck is up with this weather lately. I can't take it. Dear God, make up your mind please? Winter or Summer? Not both. Just saying.

Well, that is it right now.

I'll be back later, I am sure.