Jersey Shores and Mythbusters

I watched Jersey Shores last night. Never really watched it before, my first time. First off, why the heck do they all have nicknames? Really, why is that? And not only that, but why are their nicknames dumb?
Exibhit A:

The "Situation." His name is the "Situation." How stupid is that? And here's why his name is the "Situation" : His boys and him were chillin out on the sand, right? And so they was chillin and hangin' out when this girl and her boy walk past. She looks at his abs, right? And she was like "mmmhhmmm." Then his boys were like, "Yo, dude, that is a situation right there." Then he was like, "Yeah, that is a situation." Hence, "Situation." HELLLLLO, HOW FREAKING DUMB IS THAT?! Situation is not a nickname you freaking idiot. It's a description of what is going on, a situation. I am just saying, that is stupid.

Exhibit B:
"Sweetheart," a bit better nickname, but here's the problem here...she's a freaking "biyatch." She is a jerk and a total player. So, why in the heck is her nickname, "Sweetheart?" The last time I checked, a sweetheart is someone who is...sweet, nice, caring, and so on....not a freaking jerk. So, tell me this, WHY IN THE HECK DOES SHE HAVE THIS NICKNAME? I have a few nicknames for her, but I'll stay appropriate for now.

Not only do their nicknames suck, but the fact that they do nothing and then get their own tv shows suck. Seriously, what do they do with their lives? Freaking nothing. Drink, smoke, sex, and dance. That is their paycheck. What the heck?! Why is it that people like this get their own tv shows!? They DO NOTHING with their lives. Shoot, I'll do all of that for money, give me a freaking tv show! Just sayin.

And now on to Mythbusters...

So, my broski loves this show, right? And I was just watching it with him. Here's what went on in the last episode...they taught how to blow up a glass sealed safe, how to get past thermal alarms, and how to fool a fingerprint scanner. Ok, so they basically taught people how to break into things. Now, here is my thinking....some dude watching this show just got brilliant ideas on how to break into that bank that they have been wanting to for the past few years. This dudes plan was just finished thanks to Mythbusters. Thank you Mythbusters for increasing our criminal rate. Congratulations.

Oh TV....how stupid you can be.