As a new year begins, Taylor brings in the best of the best and the Ultimate Tools of all time. Here's to you, toolbag freshmen. As I sit in the student union, trying to actually accomplish some work, I realize that it is nearly impossible as these "totally hot" freshmen are mackin' on our senior girls. Listen boys, unless you got that ring, you can't touch these girls...well, you could touch...but that's about all. From the looks of it though...they wouldn't mind. I am so glad that I get to go to a great school with all these incredibly intelligent boys. I mean, they seem so intelligent with their talks about their money from mommy and daddy and their endless flirting with girls who are about 4 years too old for them. Thank you so much freshmen boys for only making our #1 school so much...dumber.
I was told to be more positive. And here's what I am positive of...as tuition goes up, the dumber people get. Not so much academic wise, but just in general. I watch these mere freshman here and realize...yep...dumb. I listen to their conversations and get...dumber. Even when they are not speaking and I am just in their presence...dumber.
Thank you.
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