Snapper...WHAT THE?!

Hello world...it's been some time, but I am back. Here's what I have to say to you...Why do you have to come up with so many moronic things...Exhibit A: The Snazzy Snapper...Yep, the "Snazzy Snapper." Apparently the snuggie was not enough. We had to come up with something that looks even more dumb. The snapper is a handy little blanket that you can conveniently wrap around your face while you are sleeping...ANYWHERE! Wow! Anywhere! It is to help you out...you know to keep people from looking at you when your mouth is hanging wide open on the plane...now they are just looking at this giant blanket draping over your head. Wow, not gay at all. Thank you America for yet another stupid invention.