Thank you Ke$ha. Please Check that $ out!

Thank you Matt Anderson for opening my eyes to a whole new world.

Please, let's break this down...

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R

You are a dinosaur

O-L-D-M-A-N

You are a dinosaur

You are just an old man

Hitting on me what

You need a cat scan

Oh man why are you staring at me

Mack on me and my friends it's kind of creepy

You should be prowlin' round the old folks home

Come on Dude, leave us alone!

This is just a bit, but for Matt's sake, I will throw in his favorite line:

"You can strut around with that sexy tank of oxygen"

So, let me get this straight...

This old dude be checkin her out and she ain't havin it, right? Right. Okay so, here's the thing...she is a freaking pop star. Look at her lyrics...funny? Yes, but really, popular material? Honestly, this is something that I would write. WTF, why aren't I famous?

Dear Ke$ha (btw $ is not in the alphabet...idiot)...

Learn to:

1. Sing
2. Write good lyrics
3. Pass that money my way.

Love,

AFN